Wil and Sim: Wingmen of the Century

  • Kvothe: Can I buy you a drink?
  • Denna: I was hoping you would buy me dinner. But I would feel guilty about stealing you away from your friends..
  • Wilem: You're making the assumption that we want him here, you'd do us a favor if you took him away!
  • Simmon: Besides, he'd sulk for days if he missed a chance to be with you. He'll be completely worthless to us if you leave him here.
  • Denna: I suppose I'd better take him, then.

Seven words

  • Kvothe: little shit with literally all the women
  • Bast: charming, smooth as shit motherfucking Fae prince
  • Denna: basically has full possession of Kvothe's heart
  • Mola: will not take any of Kvothe's shit
  • Devi: Alar like a fucking ocean in storm
  • Fela: awesome down-to-earth namer-in-training
  • Tempi: cute as fuck low-ranking Adem mercenary
  • Vashet: will not take any of Kvothe's shit
  • Felurian: faerie with an ego to rival Kvothe's
  • Elodin: perfection in the form of a namer
  • Simmon: optimistic alchemist/poet/cute ball of fur
  • Wilem: solid friend who might have drinking problems
  • Ambrose: literal piece of pretentious, misogynistic, "noble" shit

Anonymous asked:

Out of all the clubs around the world, why did you choose to support Barca? You replied in a previous ask that players come and go, and that only the club remains, so pick the one that suits you best. How? Is it wrong to like Barca only bc Messi's there?

messionel answered:

Because Barça is Eric Abidal who is ready to leave a club that pays him very well just because they treated his friend badly. Because Barça is Tito Vilanova who didn’t give up until his last breathe and was so in love with Barça that he leaves his sickbed and came to watch Barça. Because Barça is Xavi who unconditionally loves this club. Because Barça is Puyol who is always ready to fight for us with all his heart and came back to defend our goal even whe he was injured. Barça is Messi who is determined, loyal and self sacrificing. Barça is Pep because you know he always comes back even if we hurt him more than before.

Yes, players come and go but their marks don’t fade from this club. Every player who kisses this crest adds something more. And this is exactly what Barça is. A whole made of little pieces. And Barça is beautiful. Barça is more than a club and even those idiots called our board can’t change that. Because one day they will leave and Barça will still be there.

And unlike other people I don’t think supporting a team for a single player is a bad thing. You are free to do whatever you want. I cant judge you. But it’s so hard for me to understand. Okay you started to support this club because Messi or Iniesta or Xavi is there. But after a while.. how can you not fall in love with this beautiful club?

I love Barça as a mad man loves his lover. I know it’s probably not healthy and I am just another crazy person but it has my whole heart. And players are the beauty of it. My lover can get older and lose her beautiful brown hair or her baby-like skin. But that won’t change my love for her. She still will be the most beautiful thing in the world for me. It will only change the way other people look at her. And I don’t give a fuck about their opinions.